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Random story #-32767
Jun. 16th, 2008 11:12 pmIf you recognize the number as an old MS-DOS reference, you're probably too old to admit it. :)
For whatever reason I was thinking about this story I read in an old joke book. The scary thing is, I read the book when I was something like 11 or 12 years old but I remember most of the story...
A man found himself lost in the woods with a gun and only one bullet. He was wandering by a lake when he looked up and saw ten ducks flying in a straight line. He took sharp aim and fired. The bullet passed through all ten ducks, killing them instantly. As the ducks fell, they broke the branch of a tree. The branch struck a moose standing beneath the tree, killing it. As the moose died, it kicked a rabbit, which flew through the air and knocked the man into the lake. He then waded out with his boots full of fish.
For whatever reason I was thinking about this story I read in an old joke book. The scary thing is, I read the book when I was something like 11 or 12 years old but I remember most of the story...
A man found himself lost in the woods with a gun and only one bullet. He was wandering by a lake when he looked up and saw ten ducks flying in a straight line. He took sharp aim and fired. The bullet passed through all ten ducks, killing them instantly. As the ducks fell, they broke the branch of a tree. The branch struck a moose standing beneath the tree, killing it. As the moose died, it kicked a rabbit, which flew through the air and knocked the man into the lake. He then waded out with his boots full of fish.
